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  ========================
  [1.0]  Preface, fuck it!
  ========================
  YO, guyz and sorry about the huge leap between our relz, but we only make
  relz when we feel the urge to create one, if ya can't handle it, piss off!
  I wanna tell the former Ministry-members to get into action or they will
  all be kicked!!  No more mercy, guyz!  For the ones who missed the previous
  relz, it's named MIN-KILL.ZIP (author: Hitcher), there are two versions
  floating around in cyberspace :), there is another version who was edited
  by me and include some other cewl methods to commit suicide...  Anyhow, thiz
  relz doesn't has the prefix AXF-*.* (Iron Eagle, thousand times sorry!)
  all the next relz will have the prefix AXF-*.*!!!  So, stay tuned, coz 4
  (at least) new relz will come to hunt you down...


  ============================
  [2.0]  Tha standard smileys!
  ============================
  :-)           --  A smiling person, he's happy.
  :-)) or :-D   --  A smiling person, he's extremely happy.
  :-(           --  A sad person...
  }:-(          --  Man, Am I pissed off!!!!
  :-((          --  A depressed unhappy person.
  :-Q           --  Depends in which relation you use it, this could mean
                    that you're laughing with your tongue hanging out of your
                    mouth or it could mean that you disgust from something...
  :-/           --  Hmmm, a bit confused, a bit of unbelief is senced.
  :->           --  Lame laughing.
  :-<           --  Lame crying...
  8-)           --  Whatdaya think of my glasses? Cool, not?
  8-J           --  I'm a scuba-diver!
  :::           --  I'm having an ACNE problem <g>
  :o)           --  Geez, stupid nose!
  :-           --  Kissing smiley! :)
  :-O           --  A smiley looks in disgust.
  :-|           --  I'm stunned.
  |-)           --  Geez, i'm like a morron, ya know...
  :-)          --  Don't panic, I'm a doctor!


  =======================
  [3.0]  Tha fun smileys!
  =======================
  @:-D          --  I'm tha singin' Elvis Presley!
  =:-)          --  Check out my cool hair...
  &:-)          --  Geez, I should comb my hair now...  It's all messed up.
  #:-)          --  I'm a nigger...
  (:-)          --  A bold person (Golden Fredje)
  !:-)          --  I'm having '70s styled hair!
  :-)          --  Nice curls in your hair man! (used for a girl).
  -:-)          --  Weeih, weeih...  I'm a new born baby...
  X:-)          --  I'm an aboriginal.
  *<:-)         --  Santa Claus is here!!!
  ':-)          --  Nice curl in my hair
  ":-)          --  Hey, aren't you Kuifje?
  =:+)          --  I'm drunk
  :-})          --  I'm having this great moustache, you know.
  :-@           --  Yuck!
  :-           --  Hey, isn't this our 'Op de Koop Toe'-guy?  yep :)


  ==========================
  [4.0]  Abbrevs and such...
  ==========================
  TTYL          --  Talk to ya later
  CYA           --  See ya
  RTFM          --  Read the fucking manual
  IMHO          --  In my hubmle opinion
  IOU           --  I owe you
  GRTZ          --  Greetings
  ROFL          --  Rolling on the floor laughing

  **  These abbrevs are most used on Compuserve-channels, since I'm not that
      CServer kinda guy, I don't like their way of expressing their feelings
      so I don't give a fuck...  There are REALLY hundreds & hundreds of
      smileys/combinations/abbrevs/...  but I think these are the most
      common...


  ====================
  [5.0]  Lame stuff...
  ====================
  Stay tuned for more relz to hit yar brains!  After a nize relz w're workin
  on, the scene will definitely relive, coz now it's pretty dead...  Check uz
  out!  Owki, here're the greetz to the following mortals; Tha Hitcher
  Cicero, Highbrid (forgot your weed man!), Rot, Hacker, Psycho (sorry!), Rot
  Lancelot (the two booze-dudes :)), Grandpa, Docta Frequency (long time no
  see man!), The PhoeniX (respect man!), Waxweazel, ...  I definitely forgot
  some other dudz, but that's allright coz I give my greetz to everyone on
  thiz stinkin' earth...  Ohyeah, Ren & Stimpy rule! =:-)


      /-/ OH YEAH, DON'T FORGET TO SHOW UP AT THE SCENE-PARTY '96!  \-\

  Cya
   D-Fense (Axf^Min)
