          ___  ___    I S   I T   R E A L   O R   I S   I T   A ...
 F       /   \/   \ ____ ___________   _______  ____________ _________    F
 A      //         \\\__\\\ _____   \ /   _   \ \\ ______  / \\ ___   \   A
 I     //  /\\ /\\  \ ___ \/__  //  ///  / \\  \_\/_ ____\/___\/_ /___/   I
 R    //  /  \/  \\  ||  |||  |//  ///  /   \\ //  //_   \//  __/____     R
 L    \\  \      //  ||  |||  |\\  \\\  \_  // \\  \_//  /\\  \_//  /     L
 I     \\  \    //  /|___||___| \  / \____\/   /\_______/  \_______/      I
 G      \  /----\  /-------------\/--------\  /--------------------       G
 H       \/      \/                         \/                            H
 T               FAIRLIGHT!  FAIRLIGHT!  FAIRLIGHT US HQ!!!!              T
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    4 NODES!! 4 NODES!! 4 NODES!!  ALL RUNNING AMIEXPRESS ON AN A3000     
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    NODE #0  503-590-0532 (HUNT TRUNKS TO THE OTHER NODES!)               
    NODE #1  503-590-0288 (DUAL STANDARD!! not v.32 BIS tho!)             
    NODE #2  503-590-0209 (DUAL STANDARD!! v.32 BIS here!)                
    NODE #3  503-590-0399 (HST LINE)

     SYSOP: BIG BOSS   COSYSOPS: MAEC, AXEL/FLT, JBM/FLT, REBEL/FLT
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       A3000 !!!     * ( 5 0 3 )   5 9 0 - 0 5 3 2 *   4 NODES!  1 NUMBER!
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