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| #######    #######    #######         Hawaii To All You Out There!          |
| #######    #######    ####### Welcome To Issue No. oo1 Of "Monitor" Magazine|
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 Hello Traders, Freaks, Sysops, Leecher and Cracker!

 A New Magazine Is Born. It's Name Is "Monitor". It Features The Warez
 Released In One Week. You Will Find Not All BUT The Worst Releases In This
 Magazine.
 Monitor Is Not Meant To Attack Or Show Off Special Sysops, Traders Or Members
 Of The Scene. We Will Only Take A Look On The Releases That Daily Pass Our
 Beloved BBS And Maybe Find Their Way To Our Mashine. The Comments Below Are
 Sometimes Meant In An Ironical Way, But You Will Surely Soon Find Out What We
 Want To Explain To You. Baeh... I'm Nearly Talking Like A Teacher To You  (;))
 But That Is Not What We Want. We Simply Show You, Make Our Comments That Show
 OUR (!!!) Opinion About The Release And You Can Judge Yourself!

 If One Of Your Releases Has Been Reviewed In Our Magazine And You Cannot
 Understand Our Comment You Can Surely Contact Us And Try To Change Our Mind.
 As We Are No Gods Or Infailable But just Human Like You We Are Not Free From
 Errors, Affection, Manipulation And Prejudice. If You Are Offended In Any Way
 By This Magazine We Give A Damn Fuck About It. NOOOOOOOO!!!! Not!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Contact Us. Talk With Us. Communication Is The Way To A Better Scene.

 I Think Not All Has Been Said About This Topic But I Won't Carry On Another
 80 Lines With This Shit. We Better Start The Mess NOW!

 [cP!]

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DC-PULS.LHA    97884 03-11-98        _________  _____
                                   ./   ._   /./   _/______-------------------.
                                   |_   |/    |    \      /.DIGITAL CORRUPTION:
                                   :/_________:____/_______|  DEMO DIVISION!  :
                                   ------------------------------------------:
                                   |                                          :
                                   |        Intro to promote Pulsarnet        |
                                   |              Code by Weed                |
                                   |_ _                                    _ _:
                                   :///-:10-Mar-98:--------------:Micro:-t^\\\:

DC-AGPLN.LHA   24029 03-12-98        _________  _____
                                   ./   ._   /./   _/______-------------------.
                                   |_   |/    |    \      /.   DROMEDA CREW   :
                                   :/_________:____/_______|  DEMO DIVISION!  :
                                   ------------------------------------------:
                                   |          Intro against Pulsarnet         |
                                   |    100% ++trained     code by KX!/DC     |
                                   |     -no virus-no crap-just an intro-     |
                                   |_ _                                    _ _:
                                   :///-:11-Mar-98:-------:KX!/DROMEDA CREW\\\:

 HUhhhhhhhhh. We start this week with a little funny thing. Haven't seen both
 of them. I guess there is someone making fun of DC! But why not?! I don't
 think that DC! fears any critical comments or do they?! Anyway, is this the
 start of a new scene war?!!?!?????????

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OTL-BU12.LHA        13401 03-11-98   ___  __.____________.  ______    ___._____
                                    /   \/  |  \  __  /  |_/   \  \/\/  /  ___/
                                   /    \\  |  \\/  \/   / \_  \\     //\___  \
                                   \_____/______/____\______/____\_/\_/\______/
                                   .---------------( present: )-----------mk--.
                                   :         BUSINESS V1.2 BY TSF/OTL         :
                                   `---------------------------------DOOR/S!X-'
OTL-IN12.LHA        12982 03-11-98   ___  __.____________.  ______    ___._____
                                    /   \/  |  \  __  /  |_/   \  \/\/  /  ___/
                                   /    \\  |  \\/  \/   / \_  \\     //\___  \
                                   \_____/______/____\______/____\_/\_/\______/
                                   .---------------( present: )-----------mk--.
                                   :         INFORMER V1.2 BY TSF/OTL         :
                                   `---------------------------------DOOR/S!X-'
OTL-SE12.LHA        13127 03-11-98   ___  __.____________.  ______    ___._____
                                    /   \/  |  \  __  /  |_/   \  \/\/  /  ___/
                                   /    \\  |  \\/  \/   / \_  \\     //\___  \
                                   \_____/______/____\______/____\_/\_/\______/
                                   .---------------( present: )-----------mk--.
                                   :          SEEKING V1.2 BY TSF/OTL         :
                                   `---------------------------------DOOR/S!X-'

 If this "UPLOADING ALL TO ONE CONFERENCE" won't stop then i recommend all
 sysops to have just one conference. The users may search for amiga files
 themselves. Noooooooo! Is it so hard to CHECK the uploads for the right conf?
 Sysops move these uploads to the right conference and nuke the bytes for the
 uploader. Maybe they will learn from the past. SIGH.......!!!

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QUIT.TXT       10446 03-12-98      Darkman/Abuse^Element^Dynamic Traders quits
                                   Amiga scene.  Thanks to all friends, it was
                                   fun while it lasted!

 Hoehohoehoehoeee... No ... I'm not laughing because this Darkman quits the
 scene it's because all people who quit the scene write a text an upload it to
 the amiga conf. I can imagine the amiga conf. in about half a year : 80% of
 the uploads are text in which the sceners say goodbye to all friends. but i
 don't care about darkman leaving so don't get on my nerves with these texts.
 If you leave contact your friends via email, bbs, voice or whatever. Hope to
 see you in another "Monitor" release anyway ;)

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WORLDLI.TXT     9968 03-12-98      We Are BUSY To mAke A NEW WORLD BBS LIST
                                   IT'S Only For Bulltines Board From
                                   Out Side Of The NETHERLANDS...

 Ahhhhh... A world bbs list. Not a bad idea. But why not include Netherlands??
 Not worth beeing included?! No elite BBS?! No BBS at all?! Has someone seen
 a result from this announce?

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CEBIT98.TXT    10564 03-13-98      ********************************************
                                   *                                          *
                                   *                                          *
                                   *                CeBIT 98                  *
                                   *                                          *
                                   *          sCENE MEETING PLACe             *
                                   *                                          *
                                   *     aT COMMODORE - 12:00h 21.03.1998     *
                                   *              Hall 13, C50                *
                                   *           wE WILL BE THERE!              *
                                   *                                          *
                                   ********************************************

 Some will never give up, keep up the scene habits despite all troubles and
 continue to party. It's a cool idea and many scene legends will be there so if
 you are not too lazy you will meet some very interesting (drunken) people!
 Party On Amiga Sceners. Nuke All The Lame PC Quakers And Doomers And Nukems!!
 KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL aehmm.. were did i stop??!??

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1332:DTP-BDM1.LZX  160114 03-14-98        _______ __________ _________
                                    Data  \____   \__     __/  __    /
                                     Type  \   \   \ \   / /  /__/__/ Products
                                            \______/ /___\/__/              98
                                   xxxx  p  r  e  s  e  n  t  s  xxxx
                                                                             
                                        PC Boot Disk Maker v 1.0 BETA !!     
                                          Create ur own PC boot disk !       
                                               U just need PC0: !            
                                   xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 WHO NEEDS THIS?!!!??? If you have forgotten it i will say it again : You Own
 An Amiga Which Is Surely Better Than Any PC. So why making a fucking BOOTABLE
 PC disk?! You can't tell me that you use PCTask or PCX. They are simply shit.
 But back to this release. Nuke it.

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MINDMIRR.LHA  173919 03-14-98        ___
                                    | _ \ __  __  _ _
                                    | l  Y ,\/ ,\| Y |of FCN^fLE
                                   .l __/\__/\__/l_Y_j----------.
                                   | Y              .:|
                                   |-mODULE-rELEASE-------------|
                                   |                            |
                                   | Name:  Mind In A Mirror    |
                                   | Type:  Protracker          |
                                   | Style: Trance/Acid         |
                                   | Date:  1998-03-12          |
                                   | Desc:  Traenzy tune with   |
                                   |        303-soundz!         |
                                   |                          .:|

 No doubt that this ID is informative but what who the fuck upped this file to
 the amiga conference. I can't imagine that every pc user who composes in take-
 tracker (or what the fuck they have) uploads his results in the pc conference
 on a bbs. Correct me if i'm not right. It's something that the amiga community
 can learn from the pc freaks.
 And again the question appears : WHY IS THERE A MODULE/SOUND CONFERENCE???????

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F1NEWS11.TXT   17319 03-15-98      Formula One News - Ein sehr guter F1
                                   Info Service ueber I-Net! Anlesen
                                   und Reggen lassen...

 Have we now reached a new dimension of advertisement?! Adverts in a bbs ?????
 How about : Your connect to "Acid Slam"  is this time sponsored by Bosch.
 Bosch - Power tools for the experts. Or : Toys'R'Us presents - Toon Town your
 daily connect to pleasure. Or : Drive By Shooting is presented by BMW.
 Any why keep the ID in german? Is it too lame for the elite scene (YESSSS)???
 Keep your BBS free of these adverts. "ADVERT FREE BBS" A CAMPAIGN BY cP!

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quakep.lha   P6259854  03-15-98   -----------------------------------------
                                 |::.      Quake - official preview     .::|
                                 >-----------------------------------------<
                                 |:: Minimum requirements 030+ and !FPU! ::|
                                 |:::. AGA or GfxCard & 8MB free RAM .:::::|
                                 >-----------------------------------------<
                                 |:::: (c) '98 ClickBoom / ID Software ::::|
                                  -----------------------------------------
                                 | => Support the Amiga! Buy this game!! <=|
                                 `-----------------------------------------'

 Hehhh?! Havn't i seen this before. No. Not quite. It was Amiquake. But ok.
 I think it's the right way to bring the users back to the Amiga. First of all
 the players will come back to the amiga but only if there are games that are
 also on the pc or playstation. And then they are the ones who will BUY stuff.
 So check this out and buy it!

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NEWS07.TXT   P  43237  03-14-98
                                 FREEDOM OF INFORMATION EXCHANGE
                                 -------------------------------
                                 FaxNieuwsbrief TelecomMagazine,
                                 Inbel-Nummers FreeAccess,
                                 Telefonica samen met Amerika,
                                 Landelijke Storing VoiceMail,
                                 de 2 kanten van Portugal Tel,
                                 World-Online snelste IP, 10
                                 Miljoen woorden op CD, Winst KPN
                                 in '97 9% Hoger, PTT bouwt ISDN
                                 kaart In PC, Xtreem News en meer

 WILL THEY NEVER STOP?!?!???? I HAVE TO KILL THEM FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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hkick10.lzx  P  36770  03-14-98  .------------------------------------------.
                                 |    sTOPS A dELETED uSER rE-aPPLYiNG      |
                                 |                fOR aCCESS!               |
                                 |                                          |
                                 |                h^kICK v1.0               |
                                 |                                  /X & S!X|
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hpass25.lzx  P  50585  03-14-98  .------------------------------------------.
                                 |   sYSTEM pASSWORD dOOR jUST gOT bETTER   |
                                 |                                          |
                                 |                 h^pASS v2.5              |
                                 |                                          |
                                 |   nOW pOSTS A mESSAGE tO uSERS tHAT uSE  |
                                 |           tHE wRONG pASSWORD             |
                                 |                                  /X & S!X|
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h^kick10.lzx P  16794  03-12-98  .------------------------------------------.
                                 |    sTOPS A dELETED uSER rE-aPPLYiNG      |
                                 |                fOR aCCESS!               |
                                 |                                          |
                                 |                h^kICK v1.0               |
                                 |                                  /X & S!X|
                                 `------------------------------------------'
h^pass25.lzx P  21215  03-12-98  .------------------------------------------.
                                 |   sYSTEM pASSWORD dOOR jUST gOT bETTER   |
                                 |                                          |
                                 |                 h^pASS v2.5              |
                                 |                                          |
                                 |   nOW pOSTS A mESSAGE tO uSERS tHAT uSE  |
                                 |           tHE wRONG pASSWORD             |
                                 |                                  /X & S!X|
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 DUPE DUPE DUPE! This is very obvious isn't it?! Who renamed it? Nuke this any
 way. Sad if someone has to rename a file to gain upload credits. sighhhhhhhh.

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data-wpi.lha P 910781  03-12-98  datastorm brings ya =>
                                 12 24bit nature WB background Pictures
                                 lets look your wb nice

data-ube.lha P 299028  03-12-98  datastorm brings ya =>
                                 da old shool sound
                                 rUn-dMc => u'll bE iLleN

data-cc.lha  P1498653  03-13-98  datastorm brings ya ==>
                                 creat your own cd,trape and video covers
                                 with wordwoth
                                 dukuments and clips included

 NEW FEATURE : I will from now on award every week one (or more as this time)
 release as CRAP-OF-THE-WEEK.

 Here it is. The CRAP-OF-THE-WEEK release. Datastorm really neeeeeeeeeded some
 uploadspace. Background pictures, sound and Wordworth masks. BAEHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
 I shit on it! Really. If i want my WB look nice i let my nude girlfriend carry
 my monitor. It's better this way because i can't really come on nature pics
 but on my girlfriend i can. So nuke it NOW! Leech this shit from Aminet but
 not from an elite BBS!

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wbpattg.lha  P1470705  03-12-98  some nice high quality wb- backgrounds
                                 from my workbench
                                 enjoy this and give your wb a nice look

 I'm living in a deja-vu world. it will never stop. always the same shit.
 i hope it will get better after a few releases of "Monitor". I REALLY HOPE IT
 for the sake of the amiga elite scene.

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FLA-RE2C.ZIP P 539418  03-11-98             ________________  _____
                                           /_  _____  ___  / / _  /
                                           _/ ___/_/ /__/ /_/    /_
                                 .--#01-/___/  /____/_______/___/-03/98-.
                                 |           - RESIDENT EVIL II -           |
                                 |  Cheats,Hints,Walktrough,Covers  (HTML)  |
                                 `-[FiLAcONSOLesECTiON]---[fONZoFLA]-'

 CONSOLE SECTION! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THIS IS AMIGA CONFERENCE! BUY NEW
 GLASSES AT YOUR LOCAL DEALER. YOU MAY GIVE BACK YOUR DRIVING LICENCE TOO ;))))

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 STOP STOP ... I Have ENUFF For This Week. I Can't Continue. Heeeeeeehhhhhmmm.

 - MAY THE WAREZ BE WITH YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -

 You Have Reached The End Of Monitor Issue No. oo1. Now Dry Your Tears And Be
 Prepared For The Forthcoming Issue Of Monitor - The Week Of Warez.

 A Special Thank Has To Go To The Following People :
 ( These Are General Thanks To People Who Made THIS Possible )

 Stimpy / CB4 - Thank You, Although I Never Could Talk With You Personally
                Untill Today. Long Life The Rememberance On Titanix!

 Exon         - Thank you for your support!

 Darkangel    - Also a lot of thanks to you for your support!

 Asphyx       - Call me. I NEED your support.

 YOU!!!       - If You Want To Support ME Then Contact Me On Toon Town. Or Just
                Try This One : toontownbbs@hotmail.com



 Goodbye Says : cP!^tBF^oMN!



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