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                           U N D E R G R O U N D 
                            C O N F E R E N C E  
                           95 

                      - the official truth file  V1.0 -
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        read all about the faking of the compos, the virus and other 
        outraging organizer crimes at the most-faked party _EVER_ !  
                       

  - What happened to the Best-Beer-Consumer contest ?

  Many people said that we just repeated the Best-Beer-Consumer contest
  because most of the participants were organizers and lost in the first
  run.

  Here is truth: most of the participants acutally were organizers, but none
  of them was able to open their beer-can. So the contest had to be repeated.

  The results were faked 100% by an organizer who does not want to be named.

  The names of places 5 & 6 are not listed because these contestants could not
  be identified any more after the competition.

  - What happened to the 180BPM-Topfschlagen contest ?

  Nothing. Masterbeat / HBE got the first place because his pseudo fit.
  Blade / HBE got last because he sucks and complained !

  The results were faked 100%. We did not even look at the samples taken.

  - What happened to the Datentrger-throwing-compo ?!

  It ruled.

  A fucking asshole destroyed the results of the single-throwing-compo
  claiming that we were not authorized using the place and picking up the
  singles. So these results had to be faked 200%.

  - What happened to the Music-Compo ?!?

  Dray's song was not played because FT2 doesn't run properly on the
  organizers computer. It could have been played with PMP, but this was found
  out only after the party.

  The plan was to play Dray's song in the second part of the music-compo
  together with all the KREWEL KREW modules, but this second part was canceled
  because of the absence of Cekay / Xography.

  - WHAT THE FUCKING HELL HAPPENED TO THE DEMO-COMPO !?!

  The first place was of course faked. Anyway, most of the contributions did
  not run because the main computer was infested by the JUNKIE virus and the
  main organizer could not clean his HD before the party ended. It doesn't
  really matter, since the results would have been faked anyway. Watch out for
  the final releases of the many demos !

  - Virus ?

  Correct... most of the files spread at the UC95 are infested by the JUNKIE
  virus. So you better check them out !

  - Was KREWEL KREW really attending the UC95 ?

  Sure, but most of the time they hung around in the organizers hall located
  behind the shower-halls and the third cafeteria (next to the saunas).

  - How many people were really at the UC95 ?

  Well, this question was only put in because you are the _only_ person who
  could ask it. All others were here.

  - Will there be a UC95 ][e ?

  This information is underground only.

  - Will the next UC be less arrogant so even more people will come ?

  The time has come for the krewel to rule and you better get used to it. We
  won't crawl into Bill Gates ass just that he attends our party. BUT the next
  invitation will be written in a different style so that not only krewel but
  also plain cool people can read and understand it.

  - What could be done better at the UC95 ][e ?

  Well, some things were planned but somehow got lost in time.
  eg.:
        - party logfile
        - party live sample
        - results of fun compos (most ugly freak, most absent female)

  Next time these things should work more smoothly.

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                    THIS INFORMATION IS PURELY FAKED AND
                    THE AUTHOR TAKES  NO  RESPONSIBILITY
                    WHATSOEVER  FOR  DAMAGES  CAUSED  BY
                    THIS TEXT.  (F)aked by THE RD-D 95
                    
