The Retard Chronicles
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A Purtid Mind Productions(PM Pro)release in 1995.
This is our first "Major" release since the release of Sawdust2 we have
been working on a number of songs, and the advent of those actions is
here before you. We included Sawdust2 though, because of a lack of spreading.
Which seems to be notorious for single song releases these days.

Who are Purtrid Mind Productions?
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Putrid Mind Productions, is a group of 2 very talented men, who have
produced soundtracks for such movies as Pulp Fiction, The Fugitive, and
the upcoming Batman Forever(which took a long time I might add). After
we finished the Batman Forever soundtrack, we had some free-time and
decided to put out this music pack, and to help some orpahned children
in guam. I was personally(Steve) inspired by a young boy named Jose who 
touched my heart deeply. He came from a family of 53 children, and had 
no father, who was killed in a terrbile meat packing accident. I adopted
the young boy, and since then has been a guiding light in my usually bleak 
life. My life (Joe) has been filled with nothing but enjoyment since I 
recieved my Publisher's Clearing Hose Sweepstakes form in the mail, notifying
me that I was eligible for the million dollar prize. Now I spend all day
calling up the post office and talking to the post man. Ever since, we became
romantically involved and have had an affair. And I still wait for the 
winning notification to come, but until than, stamps up!

What to Expect In The Future.
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Well, we will most likely get another contract for another movie soundtrack
deal. But till then will most likely create another song or 2, but since
single songs don't seem to get anywhere, they will most likely be packs
much like this one before you.

Closing Words.
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You can send comments and suggestions to...
maho0009@gold.tc.umn.edu(Joe) and
nils0002@gold.tc.umn.edu(Steve) 

Goodbye for now...

