Okay, so here I am typing out a file about Neutron.  Well let's see.
Might as well start with the Memberlist.

   Handle      Real Name               Specialty
  ------------------------------------------------
   CaTsPaW     Andrew Nissley          Music / A couple ANSIs / Cosysop
   CrakerjaK   Jeremy Simon            Music / Programming     / CoSysop
   Durango     Adam Groves             Not much, just annoyance 
   Onyx        Matt Ayres              BBS / Coder / Dist.
   Pickle Jar  Patrick Nissley         Graphix
   e.t.        Jack Whitford           E.T. Samples / Waves

        Neutron was started in August, 1994 with just Me (Catspaw) and
CrakerjaK, and he tried to make this nutty game which never really got
off the ground.  Then I convinced (begged) him to get a modem, so he
did, and then I gave him ALL my music stuff, and he started learning how
to play the guitar, and all this stuff, blah blah.

        SO then He told me there would be all these other people in the
group whose names I had never heard but I had heard THEM on the phone
before.  So then I went to Jeremy's house and met the rest of the group.
They were all crazy too.  It was cool.  So that was the beginning of
Neutron.  Now we have a BBS, thanx to Matt, and other stuff that's cool.
Adam (Durango) was one of Jeremy's friends for awhile, and has a
computer, but hates ScreamTracker.  For this I hate him :).  No not
really.  But anyway he's just another nutty person in the group.  He
made a song or something I don't remember, I think maybe if it's good
I'll throw it in the next disk.  Anyways...

        Matt is about the same as Adam, being another one of Jeremy's
friends, and is the sysop of our bulletin board.  Listen for him on the
.WAVs we have released identfying himself as 'Onyx'. He distributes
our stuff through the Internet and to BBS's all over the world. He
is also our coder and is getting better everyday. He expects to
finish out first DEMO within a year or so :)

        Then Jack.  If you chance to download the .WAVs you will hear why
we called him e.t.  Jeremy thought this up,  and immediately changed the
name from 'Extra-Terrestrial' to 'extremely terrrible'.  He's pretty
nice though, but the 'E.T. voice' thing is pretty strange.

        And now the graphical gem (or rather not) of the group, Pickle
Jar.  If he is a gem then I am Abraham Lincoln!  Gimme a break, he draws
good and all that crap but he's a pain in the butt.  Being his brother
is not easy.  He's the one who thought up the name 'NeutroN' and has
since been denied the credit for it because he thinks he deserves to be
the president of the group or something because of it.  No.

        So anyway, there's the stuff about the people in NeutroN.  Now,
read README.1th.  The readme Really isn't much help, because we haven't
released any software yet that you should read about.  Hopefully we will
be putting out SOME kind of musicplayer sometime to companion out
MusicDisks, but this is doubtful.  We threw in MDP by the Future Crew  
with Reaction I because we don't have an interface yet. 

        Well, that about wraps this up.  Listen to our music and like
it, or else we will come to your home and shove Disks down your throat
while forcing you to listen to really bad remixes of Nirvana's Come As
You Are as done by Michael Jackson and also force you to watch a 36 hour
video on the coverage of the O.J. Simpson Trial!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  And after  
that,  e.t. will eat you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                CaTsPaW / NeutroN
                                                CrakerjaK / NeutroN
                                  Revisions By: Onyx / NeutroN
P.S. Maybe someday, when dogs fly south for the summer instead of east, 
     I'll code a musicplayer of some sort.  Or maybe I'll find some code
     somewhere and edit it a bit and put my name on it. Or maybe...
                                      -CrakerjaK-
