

		   Politics for Beginners
		   

	                Socialism
                        
	 You have two cows  you give one to your neighbour

		        Communism
                        
         You have two cows  the government takes them both, and
		              gives you the milk

                         Fascism
                         
         You have two cows  the government takes them both, and
		              sells you the milk

                         Nazism
                         
         You have two cows  the government takes them both, and
		              shoots you

                       Capitalism
                       
         You have two cows  you sell one, and buy a bull

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             	       Trade Union
                       
	 You have two cows  they take them from you, shoot one,
	                      milk the other, and throw the milk away

                          Moral
                          
         Don't have anything to do with cows. They only bring you trouble