1               ABOUT THE SCENE - ARTICLE NUMBER 2000
1                     (shit/VomitPirates)

What is the scene? Well, in my megaimportant opinion it's in some ways like a
sausage machine. In a sausage machine meat is put in at the one side and at the
other side the complete product, the sausage in this case, is coming out.
The scene is quite similar: You put on your computer, klick on on your
NETSCAPE or INTERNET-EXPLORER Icon and by this you become an elite scener
(of course you're a lamer if you don't have any internet access, but who hasn't
hahahaha! I'm so funny, maybe I should become the second Mr.Bean!). You're
surfing all through the net (whoosh, wrooom, brrrr) and when you finally
klick on the EXIT-Button and turn off your computer again you're again the
ordinary human on earth. I think these parallels between sausage machines and
the scene should be clear (if you're an elite scener at all that is, hehe!).

Of course there also some (but only SOME!) little (really LITTLE!) contrasts
between sausage machines and the scene. For example you can eat sausages but
can you eat the scene? Well, I once tried to by putting my mouth near my
28"-Monitor (yeah, it's great having some stupid parents who are purchasing
nearly everything, haha!) but the result was rather strange. At first nothing
special happened and when I tried to press my mouth even a bit nearer to the
screen I knocked out two of my teeth. Ouch, that hurt a bit (but only A BIT!).
So I had to go to the dentist and I guess the dentist doesn't belong to our
beloved elite scene (at least he has no internet access that is).

Also you cannot choose for example between a salami-, ham- or corned beef
scene, at sausages you can! On the other hand the only suitable scene is (of
course) the entirely elite scene (if you're an elite scener at all that is,
hehehe!) and the only suitable sausage is (of course) the salami on your
pizzas you're eating by surfing through the net every night (otherwise you're
not an elite scener of course, haha!).

Summing all these deep thoughts about our beloved elite scene there is just
one suitable conclusion: If you'll loose your job one day and you're an elite
scener you're still able to work as a 8sausage machine assistent^4!

So just keeep cool and stay elite!

                                                           A- shit/VomitPirates
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