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1|____ |  | |      | |  | | | |  | | | |  | | | |__| | | |    WHAT ELSE
1 ____| | | |____  | |  | | | |||| | | |__| |  |___  | | |    CAN FUCK
1|_____|   |_____| |_|  |_|  |_||_|   |____|    ___| | |_|    A LEMON?
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8 Hello, Yahoo and Welcome, dear readers!

Here it is, another issue of your favourite scenemag, welcome to the only mag
that is able to fuck a lemon, it's of course the 1Schwugi!

Another year has passed and lots of things have happened in our beloved scene:
8      -Adok/Hugi got rid of his pickles (Clerasil Sensitive rulez!)
8      -Hornet is finally down (you guys suck!)
8      -Gerhard Schroeder became the new german bundeskanzler
8      -The butter prices in Austria increased by 20%!

All this makes me, A-Duck, thinking... Will the butter prices maybe increase by
30% this year? Will 1scene.org^4 die, too? Well, LET'S HOPE SO, whoo!!!!!

All lot of guys are always asking me,1 "A-Duck, what must I, as an Otto Normal-
1Email-Lamer, do to became that kind of elite you are?! Tell me, please, please!"

Allright, Allright, you little jobbers, just read my incredible interview with
my incredible self in the 8Interview-Section^4 in this cool elite issue of
8Schwugi^4 and check it out 1(oh baby, I'm so cool)!

Before ending this gorgeous editorial one last message to all our beloved
readers of the 8German Section^4: "Schreibt geflligst nicht soviele Texte,
sonst bleibt kein Platz mehr fr die (wesentlich wichtigeren) englischen
Chapter! Kapiert????!!!!"

ok, have fun with this megaelite cool issue!

                                                              A- a-duck/schwugi
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