Conversations - January 1, 2017

You ever pucker up your buttcheeks to cut the turd in half?
Yep.
Yessir, that's called cuttin' it short.

Are you dizzy and disoriented?
You're drunk.

Pucker up cutie.
Why?
I've got my dick stuck up your ass.

You ever pucker up your buttcheeks to cut the dick in half?
No, I'm not an assassin.

Jacket, sir.
Not right now, I'm in public.

I went to Iraq and then Iran.

Amen, I love y'all.

San Pedro tamales - a sin to caca.

Pinch Obama.

Toilet, what is the meaning of life?
To feed me.