INTRO:
Welcome to the Alien Petz website.

Alien Petz is a company dedicated to bringing you the most exotic
animals up close and personal. In the past, we have had specimens
of everything from the ordinary earth cow to the huge space slugs
that some of you might know from the science fiction film Star Wars.

This time around we fired up our fuzion powered transmogriffer and
headed into the dark regions of the Eridani galaxy in order to bring
back one of the strangest species ever encountered.

And with it we brought back 3 other less interesting species too...

Have a look around and please remember to visit our giftshop.

Important: The creatures can be grouchy when they haven't slept
enough, parents are expected to accompany children during the entire
exhibit.



FACEHUGGER:
REAL NAME: Facehuggius Incredibilus
LIFESPAN: Pretty short
DANGER LEVEL: Not so dangerous
NOTES: Wear facemask if you want to pet...

Facehuggius Incredibilus, commonly known as the facehugger, is a nasty 
little critter that not only enjoys startling people, but also likes 
leaving big red marks that ensures that you won't get a a hot date with 
a Cult girl in any near future.




CHESTBURSTER:
REAL NAME: Knakibrystius Snakedelius
LIFESPAN: Too long for its own good
DANGER LEVEL: Can be mistaken for dildo
NOTES: Cover any body opening when petting

The Knakibrystius which is more commonly refered to as the chestburster
is a nasty little critter. It has a bad habit of going to sleep in any
available chest cavity, and usually doesn't use the right way out when
exiting. For those interested in keeping one as a pet, it should be 
noted that they can be quite messy.



ADULT ALIEN:
REAL NAME: Storogfarlius Kanalius
LIFESPAN: More than you can shake a stick at!
DANGER LEVEL: Read below
NOTES: It doesn't like being teased about it's abnormal head shape.

The storogfarlius is one of the large mysteries in modern film
history, as it has been known to change both shape and abilities
depending on which movie it features in and is generally unpleasent
to be around due to it's bad breat which probably originates from
all the tacos it feasts on.



MICHAEL ARONSEN
REALNAME: Netvrkius Gurumaxius
LIFESPAN: As long as there's beverages with coffein
DANGER LEVEL: Low
NOTES: If anyone needs a good petting this is it...

Commonly seen scurring through either food or optical cables,
this was probably the strangest creature found in known space.
Believed to originate from the abes due to it's massive amount of
facial hair and massive eating habits. Agreed to come along if we
swore that it would receive proper petting, we now think that it
might have misunderstood the meaning of the word in this particular
contents.