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                 beeeeeeeeer !                               
                                                             
                    Dr.Glenz        
    



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                <<<  THE KREWEL KREW INFORMATION PACKAGE  >>>                
                                                                             
                                Version 1.01                                 
                                                                             
                                 26-DEC-1993                                 
                                                                             
                                                                             
            This file contains general information about the Krewel          
            Krew and our c00lness. It also includes frequently asked         
            questions we often receive by mail and instructions on           
            how to stay away from us best, hehee.                            
                                                                             
            We will update this file as things change, and if the            
	    above date is rather old, pray that you do not get the            
                most recent version of this file !!!!!!!!!!!!                
                                                                             
                                                                             
                                                                             
                                                                             



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                                 CONTENTS                                    


	 1: Opening words
	 2: Demos for Commercial Purposes suck
	 3: The Distribution and Use of Our Demos (Oh my god...)
	 4: The Current Memberstatus
	 5: International Demo Competitions
	 6: Official Disassembly'93 Competition Resultz
	 7: Quick Information on The Party 3
	 8: How to Contact Krewel Krew
         9: Frequently Asked Questions
	10: Creativity Demo Net Information
	11: Official Distribution Site BBS List
	12: How to Become a Distribution Site
	13: The Worldcharts Voting Form
        14: Greets
        15: Final Words

        16: UC 95


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1:                            OPENING WORDS                                  


		FUCK YOU !

                        Signed, Dr. Glenz^KK

                FUCK YOU,TOO !

                        Signed, FUCKtor^KK

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2:                     DEMOS FOR COMMERCIAL PURPOSES                         


        If you find our demos interesting and would like us to make
        you one for commercial purposes, do not hesitate to contact us.

        When contacting us, please, include a short explanation of
        what kind of a demo you are interested in. That would greatly
        help us in evaluating the size of the project.
        Kindly include, for example, these kinds of information:

        - What kinds of demo effects would you be interested in
        - Should there be any colorful still-pictures (logos, etc.)
        - If the demo should have sound, which sound cards would you like
          to be supported, what type of music should be played, etc.
        - How big the demo could be in kilobytes and for how long
          should the demo run in minutes approximately.
        - Where would the demo be used and how soon would you like the
          demo to be finished.

        We would like you to understand that our demos are not animations.
        This means that nearly everything you see on the screen is being
	real-time calculated. The speed of the movement is usually
        dependant to the speed of the VGA card and the speed of the
        processor.

        When contacting us, you should realise that we are all rather
        young and thus still studying in various schools. This is why
        our time is usually quite limited. And it is very likely that
        we might already be involved in another project.

        You should also know that we do not make demos for Microsoft
        Windows due to its limitations from an assembly language
        programming point of view.

        Since normal mail is quite a slow way to communicate, we would
        prefer the communication be made through e-mail or fax.

        You can find our contact information from this file.


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3:                THE DISTRIBUTION AND USE OF OUR DEMOS                      


	This demo must not be used as a lethal weapon.

        However, it is an excellent torture instrument....

	Showing it on a BIG SCREEN is a major crime against
	mankind !!!



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4:                         THE CURRENT MEMBERSTATUS                          


	Alias:          Real name:         Age:   Main responsibility:
	--------------------------------------------------------------

        Senior staff:
        -------------

        Nop Commander   Yea you wish       ???      Lotz oph nopz
        mo!zart         Yea you wish       ???      Brainwave patternz
        Dr. Glenz       Yea you wish       ???      Zupervizor


        Newcomerz:
        ----------

        Karloz Korona   Yea you wish       ???      Sound oph munich
        Zell-O-Phun     Yea you wish       ???      Sound torturement
        Dr. Albrecht    Yea you wish       ???      Data pool
        FUCKtor         Yea you wish       ???      Longtalks
        Al Lahmacun     Yea you wish       ???      E-Commander
        D-Gau          Yea you wish       ???      Screen Adjustment
        Speedkiller     Yea you wish       ???      Speedway code
        B-Oz            Yea you wish       ???      Hardware fix
        Tree-ple X      Yea you wish       ???      Hardcore code
        .EXXE           Yea you wish       ???      Realtime execution
        Jez-oz-Krist    Yea you wish       ???      Blasphemic music
        EMSI-Hammer     Yea you wish       ???      Handshake artist




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5:                     INTERNATIONAL DEMO COMPETITIONS                       


	For those who have no idea what the above are, I will explain.
	Demo competitions (= parties) are international events where
	we can play out our full arrogancy, show off with our kewlnezz
	and cheat like hell, heehheeee. There are also prizes in
	each compo (cash or computer hardware & software). The cash prizes
	are usually the money people pay as the entrance fee (usually
	about $20 US) and the possible computer hardware & software has
	usually been sponsored by various computer companies. Of course
	we always win, and get the prizes !

	And to all you people out there:

        Don't forget to attend Disassembly'95 next summer !
	And pay us a lot of money again heheee !!!


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6:               OFFICIAL ASSEMBLY'94 COMPETITION RESULTS                    


	Here we have the final and true results of the PC compos at
	Assembly'93. Ignore all the anonymous 'result' files circulating
	lately around BBS'es.

	Truly cheated party resultz:

				PC Demos Top Ten
	-----------------------------------------------------------------
	Place:  Votes:  #:  Group:                      Demo:
	1.      cheat   10. KREWEL KREW                 Lots of NOPS
	2.      most     9. KREWEL KREW                 Lots of NOPS
	3.      more     8. KREWEL KREW                 Lots of NOPS
	4.      many     7. KREWEL KREW                 Lots of NOPS

	The rest were just a bunch of lamer groups...

        Unfortunately, you won't find this cuul demo on any ftp or
        bbs site, coz we are just fixing some bugz at the moment...
        so wait for da final release..........


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7:                  QUICK INFORMATION ON THE PARTY 4                         


        Krewel krew gets overground!!!!


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8:                 HOW TO CONTACT THE KREWEL CREW                            


	------------------- Simply don't !!! ----------------------

	We receive no mail and don't answer it, anyhow !
	Comments and opinions are never appreciated, but if you
	also have questions, consider first if you might find the
	answers elsewhere, for example from the Frequently Asked
	Questions section inside this file. However, if you include
	questions in your mail, please enclose a return envelope ready
	with your address and an international mail coupon. Also
	enclose your CC-number, lotz of money and your sister !
	This would help us a lot.

        If you are really elite, you might dare to send e-mail to
        kk@delu.bb.bawue.de

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9:            FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE KREWEL KREW               


	Here we have compiled a list of questions along with the
	answers (in random order) which are being asked in about
	0.00% of all the letters we don't receive. Hopefully you won't
	find the answers to your questions from here and save us and
	yourself from some unneeded paperwork.

Q: Where can I get your and other groups' demos?
A: You can't. And its better this way, also !

Q: When is Slime Fucker 3.0 going to be out?
A: Its still stuck halfway up someones ass, but we're working to peel it out.

Q: When is your lunch coming out?
A: Right now....uuuaaarrrggghhhhh belch

Q: When is the musicdisk coming out ?
A: As soon as we have some time to finish it. There are lots of songs ready,
   but the musicdisk interface and graphics for it haven't been created yet.
   Maybe sometime next year. (But there is always hope...)

Q: What programming books would you recommend to learn assembler and VGA?
A: Well, just read the HELP from MS-DOS of Quick Basic... That's all you
   have to do :-(

Q: Are you going to make games in the future ?
A: Hopefully NOT !

Q: What do the members of Krewel Krew do besides computers ?
A: What do you MEAN ?

Q: How did you learn to code as well as you do now?
A: Learning to code demos is a long and very very difficult process.
   If we would tell you the way it is done, it wouldn't be difficult
   any more. So shut up!


Q: What is the complete list of your released productions with release dates?
A: That list is strictly secret and internal Krewel Krew use only !

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11:              OFFICIAL KREWEL KREW DISTRIBUTION SITES                     


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Country   BBS name              BBS number(s)           SysOp / Other info
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GERMANY   TiMEGUARDs CAStLE     +49-(0)-711-6362757      Cyron^IA /2.SGH  
GERMANY   WaSTe aGe   NoDe#1    +49-(0)-7024-6353        Kokze oph MAD    
GERMANY               NoDe#2    +49-(0)-7024-55882               1.SHG    
GERMANY   ALDi BBS              +49-(0)-2323-RULEZ!      Dr.Albrecht^KK   
GERMANY   HL-Markt BBS          +49-(0)-7171-HOT!!!      Nop Commander^KK 
GERMANY   TeNGeLMaNN BBS        +49-(K)-NICK-KNACK       Al Lahmacun^KK   
GERMANY   PeNNy MaRKT           +49-(O)-NLY-LEGAL!       CaNNiBaL^RR      




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12:              HOW NOT TO BECOME A KREWEL KREW DISTRIBUTION SITE           


        You don't become KREWEL KREW DIST SITE, YOU`RE BORN KREWEL KREW
        DIST SITE !!


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13:                       THE WORLDCHARTS VOTING FORM                        


	Since this is a Krewel Krew production, you can only vote for
	Krewel Krew, naturally !

	For the lesser among you, the sheet has been filled out already

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Your handle / alias      :
Your real name           :
Your group or company    :
Your job in the group    :
City and country         :
Date you answered        :

                   Demo name:                       Group:
TOP 10 DEMOS    1. sormi sispuolella perpuoli !   Krewel Krew
============    2. sormi sispuolella perpuoli !   Krewel Krew
                3. sormi sispuolella perpuoli !   Krewel Krew
                4. sormi sispuolella perpuoli !   Krewel Krew
                5. sormi sispuolella perpuoli !   Krewel Krew
                6. sormi sispuolella perpuoli !   Krewel Krew
                7. sormi sispuolella perpuoli !   Krewel Krew
                8. sormi sispuolella perpuoli !   Krewel Krew
                9. sormi sispuolella perpuoli !   Krewel Krew
               10. sormi sispuolella perpuoli !   Krewel Krew


TOP 10 GROUPS   1. Krewel Krew
=============   2. Krewel Krew
		3. Krewel Krew
		4. Krewel Krew
		5. Krewel Krew
		6. Krewel Krew
		7. Krewel Krew
		8. Krewel Krew
		9. Krewel Krew
	       10. Krewel Krew


		   Coder's name:                 Group:
TOP 10 CODERS   1. Nop CommanDer                 Krewel Krew
=============   2. mo!zart                       Krewel Krew
		3. Dr. Glenz			 Krewel Krew
		4. Dr. Glenz			 Krewel Krew
		5. Dr. Glenz			 Krewel Krew
		6. Dr. Glenz			 Krewel Krew
		7. Dr. Glenz			 Krewel Krew
		8. Dr. Glenz			 Krewel Krew
		9. Dr. Glenz			 Krewel Krew
	       10. Dr. Glenz			 Krewel Krew

		   Musician's name:              Group:
TOP 5           1. Karloz Korona                 Krewel Krew
MUSICIANS       2. Zell-o-Phun                   Krewel Krew
=========       3. Nop Commander		 Krewel Krew
                4. mo!zart                       Krewel Krew
                5. Dr.Glenz                      Krewel Krew



		   Graphician's name:            Group:
TOP 10          1. Dr. Glenz			 Krewel Krew
GRAPHICS        2. Dr. Glenz			 Krewel Krew
ARTISTS         3. Dr. Glenz			 Krewel Krew
=======         4. Dr. Glenz			 Krewel Krew
		5. Dr. Glenz			 Krewel Krew
		6. Dr. Glenz			 Krewel Krew
		7. Dr. Glenz			 Krewel Krew
		8. Dr. Glenz			 Krewel Krew
		9. Dr. Glenz			 Krewel Krew
	       10. Dr. Glenz			 Krewel Krew

		   Game:                         Publisher and/or author:
TOP 10 GAMES    1. Solar Suckerz		 Krewel Krew
============    2. Solar Suckerz		 Krewel Krew
		3. Solar Suckerz		 Krewel Krew
		4. Solar Suckerz		 Krewel Krew
		5. Solar Suckerz		 Krewel Krew
		6. Solar Suckerz		 Krewel Krew
		7. Solar Suckerz		 Krewel Krew
		8. Solar Suckerz		 Krewel Krew
		9. Solar Suckerz		 Krewel Krew
	       10. Solar Suckerz		 Krewel Krew

			  Fuck you for your support !

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14:                            GREETZ                                        



                              Greetz go to

                                 Zwilight Tone
                                PuRGe.D-LUSiON
                               PuRGe.PuBLIC_NMi


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15:                          FINAL WORDS                                     


                 THe TiMe HaZ CoMe FoR Da KReWeL To RuLe



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16:                 UNDERGROUND CONFERENCE 95                                


        Krewel krew attendet UC 95 and ruled in the demo compo !

                And generally !

        Fuck ysou !


                                        rus



