  
			     Pranks to pull on fags
			      By: Obi Wan Kenobi

  

Greetings fellow anarchial worshippers! Here's another text comin at ya 
from Anarchist's Anonymous!
  Alrite.. let's get down to this text.. personally.. i hate fags more than 
nething else in the world. And i bash em at least 1-2 times a year with 
friends. (on New year's day.) I hate havin to wonder if some faggot is gonna
walk up to people and start lookin at you funny and havin gay thougths of us,
so i wanna see em die.. by following this text.. you are doing yourself a 
favour me a favour (thank you!) and society a favour for disposing of queers.
Now if you are a fuckin fairy, read this text neway.. so you know what will 
happen to you and can have nightmare's of what people will do to you. And 
since this subject is about beating fags, I hope this text will be a fairly 
long one.. cuz I love sharing my ideas of tormenting queers.i hope you enjoy 
this text and find it useful when using it on your favourite fag targets.

  

1: Round up all the fags you know in your skool, on your street, (and in all
   of your country if humanly possible.) This can be done by tellin em your
   gay and wanna meet with em.. tell em to meet you at the place where all the
   other fags will be brought to bash... and burn. After you've rounded em all
   up, (make sure you got lotsa friends with you! Cus some of em can be tough
   little queers.) Once you have em all rounded up in your quiet little spot
   away from ne streets, houses or even society.. bash em!!!!!! After you had
   your phun putting dents in their skulls.. tie em all up naked. (this should
   be phun to watch as they try and screw one fag after another! haha!) than
   pour gasoline, lighter fluid, oil, terpentine and ne other flamable 
   substance on em.. get all your buddy's to light a match and throw it on
   em. Now run like a bitch and watch em blaze into ashes! instant cremation!
   P.s: if you ever do this, find me on a bbs and ask me for my phone number
   so i can give ya 50 bux or so for the fine job. :)  And remember! Do this
   away from ne houses or streets and shit so ya ain't put in jail for first
   degree murder!!!!

2: If the there's a fag in yer gym class, you can have phun watchin him get 
   bashed in the changeroom. When you and all the other people start undressin
   or showering, just look at the fag and yell "Hey!! Don't look at my dick!"
   the little queer will look up from what he's doing (not cus ya said that
   line, just cus of natural reflexes to look at some1 when they're talkin to
   ya.) When he looks up at you, start tellin people "Hey, look at this fag,
   tryin to look at my dick! What a queer!"  Now every1 will think the fag
   was tryin to get a cheap look at you, now you and every1 else have a good
   reason to bash him! Have phun!

3: Hey, why not let the parents of the local fag in your school that there
   son/daughter is a queer? That should make his or her parents real proud.
   I can see it know. "What?!! My son is gay?!!!" and hopefully, the kid's
   father will be a experienced fag basher, and will probably beat his kid
   till he see's a dent in his head... here's how ya do it. Now, for this
   idea, you need lotsa courage, you gotta be BRAVE. You hafta actually go
   into the queers house! Arrrh! Ok. if ya got the guts, pretend to be the
   queers buddy for a day or so, ask if you can go over to his house and
   watch a movie or somethin. Once the damm little fairy let's you in (if 
   at all.) Wait till his parents are around the place were you two are.
   Now, start talkin about somethin, and eventually, come to say this "Hey,
   i heared from a couple guys in school that yer gay, and i noticed that
   you are. You  always look strangely at guys." say this as nice as possible,
   so he thinks yer tryin to be nice, don't say it like yer insulting the
   queer (i know it's hard, but try.) And hopefully, the fairy boy won't 
   realize his parents are rite behind him, and he might say somethin like
   "Yah... i'm gay...... are you?" (this is when you wanna beat the fucker
    REAL bad!! But i don't recommend it when his parents are around. So
    neway, the parents will hear what their son said and probably beat him or 
    somethin.... perhaps you're thinkin this wouldn't work... trust me..
    it worked better then planned for a friend of mine who did this to a kid
    called  William (faggot name) Man, the guy came to skool all depressed
    and shit! His parents must've hated fags and lectured him fer hours. Too
    bad they didn't beat him.... <sigh>

4: Find the local fag in your school. Durin lunch break, walk up to the fairy
   and put a bb gun, a real gun, a knife, slingshot, or ne weapon to the
   queer's head. Tell him you'll put a hole in his head unless he does your
   bidding. So once he agrees, tell him to walk up to several hundred people
   in your school and make him say "I'm gay and dream of guys." Once he says
   this, hundreds of people will know this and gang up on the fuck and beat
   the little shit to death!

5: You all know about how gay people are always forming in big mobs to protest
   to the government that gay people deserve some rites and shit... what better
   time to beat 1000 queer mother f*ckers! Grab all the people you can get
   that are willing to do some beating. Get dogs if possible to chew em up.
   Now goto the queer mob and bash away!

6: Fags are targets of Anarchists, rite? Well, we gotta leave our sign on
   everything we target, so why not get one or 2 buddies to hold down a fag,
   while you put a permanent tattoo of the anarchial symbol on his forehead?
   And if there's still some space on his head (if not, use his face.) and
   tattoo "I'm gay" on his face! That should get several people to start 
   beating him.

7: Stick a tennis ball grenade (or ne other stronger bomb) down the queers
   pants... this oughta be phun to watch!

8: Pretend to be a fags good friend for a few days.. then bring a pocket sized
   tape recorder with you, and one day ask him his deepest secrest.. hopefully
   he'll say his gay.. now replay the recording to every1 in yer skool.

9: Why not make some money off queers? Threaten to beat the queer and tell
   him you'll tell every1 he's gay and he'll get bashed unless he gives
   you all his lunch money everyday.

10: Find the house of a fag. Keep lookin in and around his house until ya see
    one of his queer buddies go over into his house.. bring yer trusty video
    recorder and video tape the two queers when they start fuckin, or whatever
    it is they do. Then show every1 in school. Or if that never happends,
    just bomb his house with eggs, tennis ball grenades, and all other bombs
    which ya can make.

11: Make some more profit. Try and find all the addresses of every fag you know
    or seen.. now charge the people who are majorly into gay bashing for their
    addresses. Now with that money, buy a good solid lead pipe and beat a fag 
    to death.

12: Tie a queer to a wheel chair and throw him in a swimming pool.

13: Goto a subway and shove a fag onto the tracks..... and you get bonus
    points if ya do it when a train is coming.

14: (Idea from Anarchial Artist) Grab a fag and tape him to the wall of your
    skool with duct tape, and paint "Fag" on his forehead, now pull the fire
    alarm and run!

15: If you work at ne places that involve bunji jumping (like the CNE) you
    can still beat a fag while on duty. When you see a fag that you recognize
    getting prepared to bunji, be sure to put a dammaged hook on his belt, so
    once he jumps... he'll splatter. But the thing is you can be accused for
    this.. so let's just say you don't work there. Pretend to be nice to
    the guy who puts the bunji rope on people, and start handing the rope and
    stuff. Now try and distract the guy so he looks away from you and the fag 
    for a second (hey.. you figure out how to do that yerself.. can't tell you
    how to do everything!) then quickly replace the new hook with a damaged
    one that you happned to have been carrying with you. Then just sit back and
    watch the gore!  (by the way.. it's real easy to get caught doing this,
    so it's only recommend to people who are mental patients and don't care 
   that they are put into jail for 20 years.. but hey.. it's an idea.)

16: Here's a phun idea if you live in an apartment with at least 15-20 stories
    high. Ok, pick a small skiny fag off yer hit list. Bring him into the 
    building you live in and beat him till he can barely walk or yell. But
    don't beat him too hard, this is more phun to watch if he's conscious!
    now drag him to the highest floor on your building. And no, yer not
    gonna throw him off a balcony.. that's too unoriginal. Instead, shove and
    push him into the garbage chute! That otta be a phun ride fer the fag!
    When he reaches the bottom, he'll probably have broken several bones
    and hopefully his kneck. Now shove some garbage, old clothes, and shit 
    down the chute so it lands on him and people can't see the body. So when
    the garbage truck comes, it'll crush him alive! (or dead, depends on how
    he landed.)

17: duct tape and tie a queer to a wall somewhere in an abandoned alley way.
    Now use yer sling shot, bb gun, anarchy bombs, etc. and whip it at the
    fag!  Here's the scoring scheme:

    1 point if hit newhere on foot or leg.
    2 points for hands or arms
    3 points for stomach or newhere on his torso
    4 points in the head
    5 points in the balls
    6 points making him beg for mercy after hitting him newhere on the body
    7 points knocking him unconscious
    8 points killing him
    9 points killing him and blowing his balls off
    10 points killing him and putting a huge dent or hole in his head.

18: Here's a good way to get a ton of fags to come rite to ya for you to
    bash em at your leisure. Just start posting around in your school and
    talking about that you and several others are getting together to
    protest for gay's having rites... also talk and post about this on
    your streets and even bbs. Now when they all come of the set day, you
    and yer couple dozen friends can beat em!

19: Frame the local fag that's in one of yer classes in school. (but ya 
    shouldn't hafta do this.. ya ain't supposed to goto skool!) well neway,
    go buy one of  those personnal diary books from a supply store. Put the
    fags name on front. Now in the book, start writing all types o' shit
    about that he has dreams of (a tough guy in yer class) and he dreams
    of him all day and night. Now put this under his desk the next day at
    skool. Now pretend to find it and say "HEy! what's this!" and show it to
    every1.. now the guy who was writin about will get all pissed cus he 
    thinks a fag likes him.. and he'll beat the living shit outta the fairy 
    and he'll never fly again!!

   

  Well, that ends another text from Anarchist's Anonymous. This .txt wasn't
as long as i hoped it would've been.. i was strivin fer at least 20k... but
a person can think of only so much.. and after writin so much about fags,
the writin started to sound faggy. :)   L8's!!

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		 still may! And i curse the day you got a modem fer xmas!

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Any New Members, or Recruits: Hope ya guys qualify and stay with us.. we need
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Mall Pigs (cops) :  Die you fuckin scum! I didn't deserve to be caught fer 
		    makin death threats to a cleanin lady! Go chug down yer
		    fuckin doughnuts!!!

Stores:  Thank you for just being stores. I have taken up theft as a full time
	 Anarchial Act.  (i never knew till 2 months ago, that i had a knack
	 fer it!)


Dai Lang:  I'll see ya in 3 days after ya get outta the slammer!

Fags Everywhere:  For providing yourself as targets!


			
			    ANARCHY FOREVER!!!   
			  

     **Bi WN KENB                   


  Finishing date: Jan.10, 1994

 
